.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
17.99 |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.02 |
25.98 |
27.99 |
| Length, in |
27.99 |
29.02 |
30.00 |
31.02 |
32.01 |
32.99 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.90 |
9.17 |
9.45 |
9.72 |
10.00 |
10.39 |
We feel bad for poor Mother Nature and our planet, so we created a sassy and socially conscious masterpiece: "The Earth Is Sick of Your Shit" t-shirt!
Hey there, fellow Earthlings! If you haven't noticed, our beloved planet is pretty much fed up with our shit. Global warming, overpopulation, and a scorching summer have pushed our dear Earth to the edge, and now she's wielding a knife – to get your attention! Talk about taking environmental activism to a whole new level! This t-shirtis a perfect blend of creativity and critical awareness, showcasing Earth herself with a look that says, "Enough is enough!" The cute and adorable, but timely design shows the Earth, draped in her blue and green glory, holding a blade with a mix of irritation and exasperation in her adorable beaming eyes. You can almost hear her saying, "Seriously, guys? Can we cool it with the heat already?"
Speaking of heat, did you know that July 2023 broke all the records for scorching temperatures? Florida's waters are sizzling at over 101 degrees, giving the coral reefs a run for their money. But don't worry, Earth is here to remind us that we can reverse this mess. It's time to act, and this shirt is your quirky call to action! Now, you might be wondering why Earth is sporting such an edgy look. Well, she's got over 8 billion humans running around, and she can barely keep up with all the trash we leave behind. She's like, "I'm not your personal landfill, people!" And can we talk about the traffic jams of rocket ships taking tourists to space? Earth's like, "Can't you just take a chill pill and enjoy my breathtaking landscapes instead of cluttering up my skies?"
But fear not, eco-warriors, this t-shirt isn't just a slap on the wrist – it's a cry for help! It's time to let the world know that you stand for a greener and cleaner future. Every time you rock this shirt, it's like you're giving Earth a virtual hug, promising to do your part in healing the planet. So, what are you waiting for? Let's team up with Earth and show her some love! Get your hands on "The Earth Is Sick of Your Shit" t-shirt and join the movement to protect this remarkable home of ours. After all, it's our only habitable planet.
